Several years ago, a company had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and
turned to a secretary and said, “I’m almost out of typing paper. What do I do?” “Just use copier machine
paper,” the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on
the photocopier and proceeded to make five “blank” copies.
A man had been picked up by police for investigation into a crime. The interrogating officer took a
spaghetti colander, “connected” it by wire to a copier, put it on the suspect’s head and began the
interrogation. After the first question, the officer hit the COPY button, and out came a piece of paper
that said, “HE’S LYING”. The man confessed.